Thursday, September 18, 2008

Finishing from where I left off

Okay! I don't have class until 2:45PM today, so here's the rest of that story.

On Monday, I went to the University of Nantes campus (known as la Fac, short for la Faculté) to track down Professor Tanaka. Luckily, my feet remembered how to get to the languages building thanks to the campus tour we did last week. Once I got there, I figured it'd be easy street, since there is only one Japanese professor. 

One floor of the building is solely comprised of teachers' offices, which are color-coded by department. I was in the red-door area. I asked a lady speaking German where to go, and she pointed me towards the yellow doors. I went to the yellow doors. I asked a woman working at her desk where to find Professor Tanaka - she pointed me back the red doors. And so it went, for thirty more minutes. I asked a knowledgeable-looking lady putting up posters. She only knew the Spanish department. I asked a slick metro professor, and he threw up his hands then told me to ask his colleague next door. She gave me unintelligible, hyper-vite directions that involved going down stairs, turning corners - too much for me. I asked a technical assistant in an AV room. Nothing, no help. No one had any idea. Meanwhile, crowds of students are gathered around course listings in the halls or waiting to get in to see their own professors. I think about 65% of them scowled at me, and some of them more than once. 

After I had used up the last inch of my resolve, I decided to return to the woman who had given me directions. At least, she had heard of the Japanese department. Embarrassed, defeated, I knocked on her open doorway and admitted that I still couldn't find the professor's office.

And of course, this lady took my hopeless lostness as a direct insult to her sense of directions. She stiffened and caustically told me that she "had already given me perfectly good directions" and that his office was still in the same place she had directed me to - without taking her eyes off of her computer.  Evidently, I was an idiot.

So, I did my best to reconcile with this woman, my last chance for finding this Japanese man, and explained that most likely, I simply hadn't understood her instructions, since my French still isn't that great.

She turned from her email and looked at me in shock. "Vous n'êtes pas français?"

"Non, madame. Je suis américaine. Je viens du Texas."

And that changed everything. Although her manner was still a little cold, she insisted on taking me to the elusive room and made me wait until she had finished her email (even though I tried to escape), then marched me down to Professor Tanaka's office.

Of course, he wasn't there.

That was definitely the most hair-raising encounter I've had so far here, but part of me can't help but feel a smidgen of triumph in that brief exchange:

"What? You're not French?"
"No, ma'am. I'm from Texas."


7 comments:

Unknown said...

Oh you are from Texas.....that explains everything! What a great story. Can't wait to hear more.
xxxooo

Anonymous said...

Okay now you really know where I come from and I know you are VERY sympathetic, aren't you?
See how professors treat French students!!!
Abuse! Pure abuse!
But it shouldn't surprise you...I shared my "you always will be a little donkey" story with you.

And I'm very proud of you for passing for a French student and getting the same abuse (:

Keep sharing! I love your stories.
Love and Miss you.
xoxoxox

Mary Helen said...

OMG, Mimi, this is hilarious-- and so wonderful you are sharing it with all of us, in your inimitable prose. Evan and I feel like we are there with you oftentimes.

I think I would have been near tears by the end of the ordeal you describe--although hopefully would have been able to keep telling myself "I will think this is funny later; I will think this is funny later." I am (We are--Evan, too) proud of you on so many levels. Of course, I guess this particular ordeal is not over yet, as the teacher wasn't even there when you finally found his office!

I have your blog linked on my igoogle home page, and am delighted when I see a new posting-- then I have to devour it immediately. (Ooh, that devouring comment-- it probably translates into something hideous in French, right? Japanese?) I enjoy it very much.

Anyway, carry on, my dear. Lots of people are cheering for you back home -- and not just in Texas.

Sending you love and giggles,
Aunt Mary in Kansas

sarah said...

That is amazing that your accent/speaking ability is (presumably) so good she didn't realize you were American! I am jealous! The only time that happened to me was in Japanese class, and of course no one knew I wasn't French because we were all speaking Japanese!! haha

Susan Malphurs said...

What a great story. I am so proud and amazed that you were mistaken for a regular French girl. Way to go, Mimi!

As Mary said, your prose is wonderful. Looking forward to more stories

Shane said...

Hah!
You showed that snooty lady!
Even though I have no Texas pride, that story is pretty awesome.

Anonymous said...

coucou Mimi
On se voit bientot je suis aussi impatiente que toi.J'espère que pour toi tout se passe bien et que tes cours te plaisent , que tu passes de bons moments en France .
Je te fais de gros bisous xoxoxoxo
Dany
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